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Locusts and Wild Honey

 

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LOCUSTS AND WILD HONEY

 

A Classic zine from 1984

 

A tremendous collection of stories with highly original plots. Writers who are part of fandom history and earlier stories from current authors.

 

The Test - Eva Stuart

 

"Lt. Kirk, this is Lt. Spock, you'll be sharing quarters for this part of the course." The Personnel Officer registered a tick on her comblock and smiled as though she'd done something clever. Kirk's thanks were brief and dismissive as he came forward, gave a polished salute and said, "Your presence honours me," in fluent Vulcan.

 

Eva leaves her usual universe for a story of the Beginning. How exactly did Kirk pass Kobayashi Maru?

 

For Spock - Kate Daniels

 

"Do you mean there's never been an opening in the promotion ladder that would have advanced the two of you together?"

"Not to my knowledge," replied Kirk, lying and finding it hard to meet that challenging azure gaze.

"Bullshit! And you know it! You could be a Commodore at least, an Admiral again. By now you could be making Starfleet policy. Instead of that, you're sailing around in this god-forsaken quadrant … mapping stars."

 

Jim and Spock ponder their future.

 

Tangled Skein - Eva Stuart

 

He stopped and regarded Spock gravely. "Have you spoken of our … very distant past to your Captain?" So gently concerned a question rendered retreat impossible.

"He knows of it."

"But now while you have been here?" Sellin countered swiftly.

"No."

Sellin made an odd sound in his throat; his eyes danced. "Then don't you think, my very Vulcan cousin, that you should?"

 

The planet Gaia is home to a colony of New Vulcans, who have rejected emotional repression. Now the Federation, for devious political reasons, wants them to become members. Captain and First Officer are despatched as persuaders, bringing Spock face to face with a lover from long ago.

 

Never the Twain - Ray Owen

 

Kor's eyes gleamed again and grew suddenly thoughtful: "That's not a bad idea - do away with them altogether. If the results could be guaranteed, we could breed them out in a couple of generations." He gripped Kirk's knee rather painfully. "You understand how we feel about women. You always have. A man needs a man - someone who will put up a fight. With a woman there's no battle in it - no glory! They crush too easily. But you know all that - you and your Vulcan." He grinned reminiscently … "Just to you, Kirk - man to man - I'll admit that I made a mistake about you two back there on Organia. You especially, in your little yellow petticoats! But it was a good trick while it lasted. You let me think you were soft, the pair of you. Then you made out it was you who were the tough one - the one I should concentrate on - just to keep my attention from your Vulcan. Kevas and Trillium! By the balls of Gogdrenzil, he made no more of our mindsifter than we make of your Federation codes. He gives you pretty battles, I'll lay my bedknife - very pretty battles..."

 

A wonderful take on the Klingon peace treaty, which brings old 'friends' together and mayhem and harem drill to the Enterprise. This is the only K/S story from this uniquely talented writer - more's the pity!

 

Other stories by Vivienne Rivers and Jane Coulson. Beautiful poetry by Jane Coulson and renowned writer Ellen Kobrin.

 

Lovely first timers, romantic established relationship - a unique zine!

 

LOCUSTS AND WILD HONEY

 

102 Pages with some very reduced print.

 

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